cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

dasavenger:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

himymships:

howimetyourmilioti:

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

Our bar would be awesome.

And dude. Dude. Dude. The name of our bar…

puzzles. 

People will be like “Why’s it called Puzzles?”

THAT’S THE PUZZLE

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy)

thatscienceguy:

A Woolly Rhinoceros, this thing looks awesome! I didn’t even know there was such a thing! But unfortunately extinct roughly 10,000 years ago
9 more extinct animals and their story.

thatscienceguy:

A Woolly Rhinoceros, this thing looks awesome! I didn’t even know there was such a thing! But unfortunately extinct roughly 10,000 years ago

9 more extinct animals and their story.

the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.

the-fangirls-have-the-phonebox:

peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

As a Canadian who lives near Toronto, I can confirm this and many other things like it.

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

(Source: laharl-sama)

awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.-kat

awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.

here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.

-kat

(Source: artofoverwhelm)