crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(Source: remembertodrinklotsofwater)

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

You ever get the urge to punch out some of the friends you’re hanging out with? Yeah me too

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face